It’s Possible They Have Never Seen The Movie
This Harry Potter toy goes against the norm. This Harry Potter decided to join the Blue Man Group after he graduated. Apparently, he also developed a case of vertigo which made him unable to ride his broom, so he put wheels on it so he could get around.
You’ll want to leave the planet after seeing this next toy.
What Were They Thinking?
Most toy design fails are subtle enough that it takes you a minute to see the flaw. But not this toy. It’s immediately apparent that something is wrong. First, why is the girl naked sitting on a log? But the worst part is exposed when you take the pieces of the toy apart.
You probably don’t remember noticing them, but the toys you used to play with are a little messed up, too.
They’re Just Really Nosy
There’s nothing like classic wooden toys. You had to use your imagination in order to play with them. But you definitely didn’t need any imagination to see that the mice were most likely exposed to large amounts of radiation and were born with two noses. It’s nice to see that the royal guard doesn’t discriminate.
There are sometimes problems when playing with toy guns, but usually not like this.
Squirt That Somewhere Else
For many decades children have looked up to the superhero Batman. This squirt gun is based on Adam West as Batman. But it kind of makes us wonder whether or not the kids who played with this gun, and its sketchy trigger, need some sort of psychological therapy now.
The designer of the next toy design would probably have their head cut off by the queen
Queen Of Clubs?
If you’ve ever read or watched Alice in Wonderland, you already know that the queen’s whole life revolved around being the Queen of Hearts. Apparently, whoever designed this deck of cards figured that the Three of Clubs looked better on the queen. We’re not sure, but wasn’t her being the queen sort of the whole thing?
This next toy reminds us of the movie Alien, but made for kids, instead.
We Need An Expert
We can’t even explain what’s going on here. There’s a teddy bear with a tear in a suspicious part of its body. Then you see another stuffed animal inside of it. What is this? A lesson in C-sections for kids?
You’ll want the following stuffed toy to be buried deep beneath the hundred acre forest.
It’s Not Crazy, It’s Creative
We feel it’s a safe bet to say that this Winnie-the-Pooh doll is sitting inside an evidence locker because there’s no way the person who made this is sane. Oh, you don’t agree? Well, we think that anyone who would put human teeth on a Pooh doll is a little off.
The next toy should definitely be reported to proper authorities any time it’s seen!
Designer Who Got Arrested For Christmas
This toy would be a shoo-in for a winner if there was a contest for the biggest toy design fail. To give the designer a little credit, it looks like they tried to make it look like the elf was giving Santa a big hug. It seems more likely that the designer is on an FBI, or Interpol, watch list. And at the very least he got fired from his job at the toy factory for, well, the obvious.