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This Twitter Account Is Giving New Names To Everyday Objects And They’re More Accurate Than The Originals



Do you like to eat bagel seeds covered in cereal sauce for breakfast? Perhaps you like to quench your thirst with a nice cold glass of snowman blood? Or maybe you’ve marveled at the majestic grace of the animal known as the sea flap flap? You’re probably shaking your head right now, but the chances are that you’ve done at least one of these three things at some point in your life.

Don’t worry, we haven’t gone mad. Scroll down to see what we mean. The funny (and more than a little bizarre) descriptions of everyday things come courtesy of @CorrectNames, a hilarious twitter account that attributes alternative names to everything from fruit and animals (dicknose monkey anyone?) to clothing and body parts. Which one do you like the most? Let us know in the comments below!

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