Getting a DUI is no laughing matter, but watching funny DUI arrest videos is. This list illustrates the stupidity of drunk drivers. These drunk driving video arrests should be enough to show you why it’s a bad idea to get behind the wheel after a night, day, or even a morning of drinking. Enjoy these drunk driver videos and take them as a lesson on why you should NOT to drink and drive.
What are the best police arrest videos involving DUI? These are the top 10 funniest DUI arrest you’ll ever see. It’s crazy to think that these individuals thought they were okay to drive, be it a car, horse, or… lawnmower?
Don’t forget to vote for your favorite and PLEASE drink responsibly.
Oh where to begin here... First, let's begin by saying that the man being arrested here rivals Samuel L. Jackson in his poetically awesome use of the word "m**********r." It's not every day you meet somebody whose entire life was scripted by Quentin Tarantino.
Second, let us just highlight the classic moments to watch out for:
01:27 when he details the relationship between the cameraman and the female officer...
01:46 when he unleashes a string of jibberish only to immediately shut up...
02:45 when he tells the officer that he'll close his eyes for a physical test only if she closes hers...
03:22 when he refuses the test...
03:50 when he takes the mic thinking he must be on Maury...
04:40 when the arresting officer tries to explain that his refusal to cooperate will result in his license being suspended.
This clip gets rolling at 01:22 when the cop finally confronts the drunk lawnmower driver. Why was he driving drunk on a lawnmower?
Well, there are two reasons actually:
1. His truck broke down so he's been driving a lawnmower for two weeks.
2. His wife said she'd "stab [him] in the face if [he] didn't get more beer."
As funny as that is, this clip reaches classic status when Steve decides he has to pee at 02:30. This decision has... consequences. We don't want to ruin it, but by the end of the clip this poor guy is threatening to have his wife kick the cop's ass. She'd probably let him off with a warning if he bought her a beer...
Your day already sucks when you’ve been taken to the police station for a DUI. Falling head-first into the wall after dropping your license — while exposing your butt crack — is adding injury to insult. If you can’t even control yourself enough to stay in the room while attempting to stand up, you should just end the ordeal and request solitary confinement.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you got handcuffed, but you had a terrible itch? As in a horrible, unbelievable, and unavoidable itch? Especially in the region of your crotch? What would you do? Say what you will about this poor sap, but he made a decision... to gyrate like an idiot and ask police officers if they would give his junk a solid scratch for him.
00:26 The drunk guy really starts dancing. Not even the officer reading him his rights can keep from laughing.
1:04 The cops refuse... "due to [his] combative nature" to scratch his nuts for him. So, if he weren't being so difficult, they probably would have given his groin a solid scraping for him.
Save yourself a lot of time and just skip ahead to 02:15 in this video.
Now watch the comedic stylings of the resident drunkard as he proceeds to show the cops a funny photo, his Office Depot card, compliments the officer's voice, tries to explain that the only reason he didn't stop right away was because he was trying to get away (makes sense) and tries to lead the officers in a little verbal sparring.
03:35 - 03:45 Are you human?
Sadly, this joker has two police officers with no sense of humor in the audience. And somehow he makes it work. This is a comedy genius at work, folks.
You know that friend of yours who gets drunk but will never admit to it? The one who actually attempts to stand still, walk straight, or otherwise look like he or she is vaguely in control of their motor functions? You know, the guy or gal who, halfway through their protestations of sobriety, does something so incontrovertibly stupid that they prove without a doubt that they're just as drunk as everyone said they were? At 00:15 into this clip, that guy shows up in this video.
Incidentally, if you can't think of a friend who does this... then that means it's you. Sorry about that. But hey, at least you starred in a hit YouTube video!
Remember that porn movie you saw as a kid? You know the one we're talking about. It had that police officer who pulled over the two hot strippers wearing nothing but their panties with no bras. Then they got out of the car and started playing around in the sprinklers, and asked the officer to "throw them in the back seat?" Remember that one?
That wasn't actually a porn... that was a real DUI arrest. The best part isn't the naked ladies (you can't make out much anyway, you pervs), but the arresting officer who really tries his best to appreciate that rare moment when it doesn't always suck to be a cop.
It's one thing to get arrested for driving your lawnmower drunk... that's... well, let's be nice and call that "understandable..." We suppose, in theory at least, that that could potentially happen to anyone. But to get arrested for the same stunt AGAIN and for the officer pulling you over to know your first name... Well, that's when it's called a "problem."
We love the arresting officer in this video. He clearly got to know Steve over the course of the last arrest and doesn't want to have to haul him in. And yet, in typical Steve fashion, this video reaches classic status when Steve decides to drive away at 01:55 despite warnings from the officer. And, of course, he faces hilarious consequences. These two guys need their own TV show. Fox... Get on that.
This video depicts a man, riding on a horse... drunk. If that's not technically a DUI then it's certainly frowned upon and these police officers seem to have a heck of a time pulling him over without just driving through the poor animal.
As bizarre as this is - and something tells us it's the not the first time this sort of thing has ever happened (Wyatt Earp probably had to deal with this crap a LOT) - it's the TV show that originally aired the clip that turns this video into a nightmare.
Bizarre Western music, comedians and defense attorneys who grasp at straws to excuse this schmuck's behavior in a "hilarious" way, and of course, Tonya Harding... who shows up at 01:10 for no reason that any human being can discern.
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