Twitter is savage, and we love it.
So, apparently Brooklyn BBQ is taking over the world.
Or at least that’s what Munchies would have us believe. The outlet, a child of Vice, posted this tweet the other day featuring a photo of the allegedly world-conquering BBQ.
— MUNCHIES (@munchies) March 4, 2018
The tweet ended up roasted so hard it turned to char. At first, people just responded with sassy ways to say no, but after a while something glorious happened. The replies got more and more creative as people showed us what else from Brooklyn was taking over the world.
We gathered some of our favorites for you. So kick up your Timbs. We’re about to look at some of the funniest ways Twitter collectively went “Nah, fam.”
Is that ONE bean?
Why are Brooklyn nachos taking over the world? pic.twitter.com/CCs6gup3ur
— Wile E. Minogue (@chrisopotamia) March 4, 2018
2. Soul Food
Brooklyn does actually have some amazing soul food… but we’re pretty sure the crew from Munchies wouldn’t be able to find it based on this BBQ thing.
why is brooklyn soul food taking over the world? pic.twitter.com/Gyc9uLJdaF
— Bitchcoin (@SubMedina) March 4, 2018
This read cuts deep if you know the Fyre Festival drama. The fraud, the expensive price tag, the terrible food! And even if you don’t, that sad little sandwich says enough.
Why are Brooklyn sandwiches taking over the world? pic.twitter.com/Wd1GreYdbz
— nick (@nick_pants) March 4, 2018
Pineapple does NOT go on pizza, but pizza might go on pineapple? Maybe?
Why is Brooklyn Pizza taking over the world? pic.twitter.com/x9zRuNXJHV
— Emoji Nakamoto (@Emoji_Nakamoto) March 4, 2018
5. Tex Mex
*is busy being personally offended*
Why is Brooklyn Tex mex taking over the world pic.twitter.com/L9R8saz9sb
— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) March 4, 2018
Suddenly we’re in the mood for tea. Anyone else?
Why are Brooklyn men taking over the world? pic.twitter.com/ARHHTbaeTy
— the gay™ (@alesiavsworld) March 4, 2018
Yeah that plate looked a little carb-heavy to us as well.
Why is Brooklyn BBQ taking over the world? pic.twitter.com/QeWbpVG6aZ
— pigeon 'boy' alex (@AlexDaPigeon) March 4, 2018
8. Nachos, Round Two
Why are Brooklyn nachos taking over the world? pic.twitter.com/ge12d1xlam
— Greg Tepper (@Tepper) March 4, 2018
Do you like fish sticks?
Why is Brooklyn sushi taking over the world? pic.twitter.com/RSbWzdnHtN
— Nathan Gaffney (@gaffalicious) March 4, 2018
College? Is that you?
Why are Brooklyn delis taking over the world? pic.twitter.com/JPvnKaOZIs
— Matt Fowler (@TheMattFowler) March 4, 2018
Brooklyn is un-invited to the cookout.
Why are Brooklyn burgers taking over the world? pic.twitter.com/mKbdQhy8sw
— Luke Easterling (@LukeEasterling) March 4, 2018
All the Canadians just walked away to take cleansing breaths, we know it.
Why is brooklyn poutine taking over the world? pic.twitter.com/gQVZm4006t
— General Shucks (@hoverpope) March 4, 2018
That better be spicy ketchup, at least.
Why are Brooklyn tacos taking over the world? pic.twitter.com/CLg4Sbvdth
— Max Burns (@themaxburns) March 4, 2018
10-year-olds everywhere are world renowned chefs, we guess?
Why is Brooklyn pasta taking over the world? pic.twitter.com/UpR4wCImBZ
— Sheldon Gilbert (@sheldongilbert) March 4, 2018
Bonus Round: Here are some of our favorite one-liners about this travesty.
Take over the world? From this pic it looks like Brooklyn BBQ can't even take over that plate.
— Ethan Marshall (@EthMarsh) March 6, 2018
That looks like the kind of meal that gets slid under the door in a prison TV show.
— John Epler (@eplerjc) March 4, 2018
Kings Hawaiian buns and a mason jar? Keep believing in yourself Brooklyn, you'll get there someday.
— Andrew Brandt (@andrewlbrandt) March 6, 2018
this looks like a party where everyone just stands around awkwardly and talks to the person they came withhttps://t.co/8ndMCWJfb7
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) March 4, 2018
So White Castle is doing BBQ now.
Neat, I guess.
— Mike Davidson (@MD989TheBear) March 4, 2018
She doesn’t even go here. https://t.co/A7ALFg3uMf
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) March 4, 2018
That's some good lookin hospital food
— vaccine haver (@kerrence) March 4, 2018
And this last one, that had us cackling.
You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about. pic.twitter.com/PvO7wasegS
— Judd Vance (@JuddVance) March 5, 2018