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Nation Divided By Chart That Ranks Types Of French Fries



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A chart ranking the styles of french fries is being shared all over the interwebs right now, which is probably the only time in history that french fries have been shared willingly.

Here it is (note: posting this chart does not equal an endorsement).

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The controversial ranking has left the nation divided and cut up into thin slices. Or sliced into wavy batons. Or cut into thick slices, then cut on an angle to make triangular wedges. Whatever expression you prefer.

The internet is weighing in with some totally valid gripes:


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IMO the entire premise of this chart is flawed. You can’t rank fries by the type of fry. You’re telling me that a curly fry from Arby’s can never be better than a standard cut fry at Wendy’s just because of its shape? Get the fuck out of here with that intolerance.

I dream of a day when we will judge a fry by the content of its deliciousness, not by the shape in which it is cut. Don’t be fry racist. Because at the end of the day, they’re all French.

h/t someecards


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