If you’re going to lose something incredibly valuable, you may as well do it while you’re having fun.
A man ziplining in Koloa, Hawaii with a false tooth learned the hard way to keep his mouth shut while moving at high speeds. Midway through the ride the man started to yell obscenities in excitement, which caused what looks like a denture-like mouthpiece, to fall to the ground as he continued on.
“I just got done zip-lining and I lost my fucking retainer,” the man said with one of his front teeth now missing. “Only me, dude.”