Despite what toothpaste, waffle, and body wash commercials imply — it’s nearly impossible to “brighten up your morning.” You’re tired, not looking forward to twelve hours of impending responsibility, and would rather be back under your covers.
So, what product could actually improve your mornings? We think we’ve found one.
Jack Daniel’s, partnering with World of Coffee, has bestowed upon us a magical gift: Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey Coffee.
While Jack-infused coffee isn’t quite what Kesha had in mind for our morning routine (as you may recall, she was hoping it would be a toothpaste substitute) it’s still pretty damn close.
So what, exactly, are you getting?
According to the distillery’s press release introducing the coffee, it is:
premium 100 percent Arabica coffee, roasted medium and infused with Jack Daniels Old No. 7 Tennessee Whiskey.
There is, however, one enormous catch — a betrayal, frankly.
The drink is, somehow, non-alcoholic.
….We’ll let you mourn for a minute.
Still, it’s hard to pass up whiskey-flavored anything…. And the product is catered to all coffee drinkers.
Don’t fret, decaf drinkers, the coffee is available in caffeinated and decaffeinated varieties.
Cost wise, you’re looking at $21.95 for the trendy, collectible 8.8 oz tin or $6.95 for a 1.5 oz bag (if you’re just trying to get down to business and drink).
Any special occasion coming up? Or are you just sick of mornings? You can purchase the coffee at the Jack Daniel’s online store.