Twitter is a place where in 140 characters, you can share literally anything that crosses your mind. From the brilliant, to the stupid, to the inappropriate – there are just some tweets out there that everyone and their mother can relate to.
Why did my momma make me think it was illegal to turn a light on in a car while you were driving throughout my whole childhood
— 𝒜𝓇𝒾 (@arisantora___) February 6, 2017
me: why do i feel terrible
brain: coffee is not a food group
brain: eat a vegetable
me: guess we'll never know
brain: oh my god
— this particular can of clowns (@aplethoras) August 14, 2016
gently touching your friends hand bc you've spotted someone acting like an asshole & you want to talk about it later pic.twitter.com/UBVNTUqcUp
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) August 30, 2016
1. Type password.
2. See PASSWORD INCORRECT
3. Type exact same thing but harder and louder.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) July 28, 2016
*stares at phone*
why cant i sleep
*puts phone face-up on bed, the screen brigtness bathes my room in a light mor powerfubl than the sun*
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) January 4, 2016
Have u ever tried to rush outa bed go toilet quickly and rush back to bed before u lose any 'tired' 😂😂😓
— Manny (@MythManny) April 16, 2017
"Well, I did everything I could," I said, having given up quite easily.
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) December 28, 2016
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