Donald Trump Jr. might be the dumbest person in the Trump family which (sadly) puts him in the running for dumbest person in politics. When he’s not all but admitting to collusion and obstruction on Twitter, he’s making hacky trolling arguments or desperately thirsting for his dad’s affection. Oh well, at least he’s keeping the family out of legal jeopardy with this interview. Not satisfied with proving how little he knows on Twitter, Donald Trump Jr.’s been on a right wing media blitz blanketing the airwaves with his Certified Businessman’s Wisdom™ on how politics should work.
Saturday Don Jr. sat down with fellow chuckling frat racist Jesse Watters to undermine the official cover story for “The Memo” (concern for civil liberties) by loudly playing up the personal motivations of the Trump family.
Trump Jr.: Memo Is a 'Little Bit of Sweet Revenge' for Me and My Family https://t.co/iBV2GgjD5o
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) February 4, 2018
“There is a little bit of sweet revenge in it for me and certainly probably the family in a sense that if they wouldn’t have done this, this stuff would be going on,” he said.
In the same interview, Don Jr., Trump Tower of intellect, compared Democrats to Joe McCarthy and communists in the same breath. You may remember Joe McCarthy as the rabidly paranoid anti-communist Republican senator from Wisconsin, so people were a little confused.
"these pinko mccarthyite liberals make me sick" don jr says as brightly colored tide pod foam runs down his chin https://t.co/iuqDN42kkV
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) February 4, 2018
Most recently he sat down with the noxious Daily Caller for an interview where he, once again, whined about the media being biased against his dad.
DONALD TRUMP JR: "[Obama] is a tall skinny guy with no muscle mass."
— JM Rieger (@RiegerReport) February 6, 2018
Don Jr.’s frustration was piqued by the press conference held after his father’s physical where reporters had some questions for our country’s oldest president who breathes Big Macs and thinks exercise will kill you.
“I felt like I was watching Dumb and Dumber,” Don Jr. said, somehow not referring to his and Eric’s media appearances. “No one questioned Obama about his smoking!” he lied, before pivoting to his most ridiculous attack on his father’s predecessor. “It wasn’t because he’s a tall skinny guy with no muscle mass, like, that’s also not so healthy.”
Now, I’m no doctor, but I feel pretty confident going out on a limb here and saying that “being a tall skinny guy with no muscle mass” is sliiiiiiightly healthier than “being a 71-year-old who eats like a teenager on death row, has a family history of Alzheimer’s, and avoids exercise like it’s a subcontractor he’s stiffing.”
Also, for a “tall skinny guy with no muscle mass,” Obama looks like he’s in pretty great shape.
I see muscle mass. Whereas Junior is a set of teeth with ears. pic.twitter.com/giNod71q70
— A C Kelley (@AKelticgirl2) February 6, 2018