The new year marked the beginning of some trying times for the United States — a new political regime with an uncertain future looms over us. However, all is not lost because it’s Girl Scout cookie season. For a brief moment, you can forget about “alternative facts,” your expiring health insurance, and exactly who is paying for ‘The Wall’ while you savor the chocolatey goodness of delectable Thin Mints and Samoas (which are, objectively, the best cookies of all time).
But wait. Are we really safe from “alternative facts”? According to one precocious Girl Scout, America’s favorite cookies are often the products of FALSE ADVERTISING. So, she decided to set the record straight with an honest and hilarious sales pitch.
TV host Mike Rowe, who received the letter from an amused friend, felt compelled to share the brilliant cookie pitch with his Facebook following.
Charlotte, the articulate and determined Girl Scout, took it upon herself to give each cookie and honest rating. And, frankly, she knows what she’s talking about. We’re not here for that gluten-free wasteland.
It seems as though viewers appreciate Charlotte’s honesty in her cookie rankings. The video has racked up well over two million views (in just 12 hours) and it’s been shared nearly 45,000 times.
Veterans even chimed in to remind everyone how much they enjoyed getting Girl Scout cookies abroad.
We have a feeling that Charlotte is going to break her cookie sale record this year.
Interested in supporting this up-and-coming entrepreneur? Check out her cookie website.
As you can see, she’s surpassed her 300 box goal. Somehow, we have a feeling she can quadruple that goal.
Alright, CEOs of America, you should really consider hiring Charlotte as your head of marketing. Girl knows what she’s doing.