50 Hilarious Photos That Sum Up Every Single State

Every state has something that makes it unique, whether it’s the crazy weather or the crazy residents. That’s why Mandatory saw it fitting to find one picture that perfectly sums up each and every state. Let’s just say that West Virginia probably won’t be using their picture for any tourist brochures in the future... Alabama. via: Mandatory So if you’re looking to renew your info, it’s just going to have to wait for a couple of days. Alaska. via: Mandatory Shrinkage? We don’t have no freaking shrinkage! Arizona. via: Mandatory Only you can prevent forest fires. First step, avoid gassy foods. Arkansas. via: Mandatory Enjoy the relaxing benefits of a bubbling spa and brew while also shooting your dinner for later — all in one place! California. via: Mandatory Love is love is love… Even God said so, so how can you argue with that? Colorado. via: Mandatory Sure, there’s a lot more to Colorado than the legalization of the hippie lettuce, but you can get snow anywhere. Connecticut. via: Mandatory On the other hand, Kevin Bacon, Kate Bosworth, and Paul Giamatti were also born in this state, so perhaps it all evens out in the end. Delaware. via: Mandatory Flag on the play: indecent exposure! Florida. via: Mandatory Down in the Sunshine State, the Easter Bunny looks just a little bit different. See you later, Easter Gator. Georgia. via: Mandatory What? Did you expect peaches or something other than taxidermy? Hawaii. via: Mandatory Aloha means “hello,” “goodbye,” and “what the hell is going on here?” Well, at least you can get lei’d, Idaho. via: Mandatory Come on, now. Idaho is the “gem” state and they things like…potatoes and, well, potatoes! Illinois. via: Mandatory They do things a little bit different in the Prairie State. After all, they need to protect themselves down in the Windy City from disappointed Cubs fans. Indiana. via: Mandatory Home of many plumbers and the butt of many jokes, Indiana is always somehow just a little bit behind. Iowa. via: Mandatory Holy cow! Imagine being the pooper scooper on the end of that walk. Indiana. via: Mandatory Home of many plumbers and the butt of many jokes, Indiana is always somehow just a little bit behind. Iowa. via: Mandatory Holy cow! Imagine being the pooper scooper on the end of that walk. Kentucky. via: Mandatory Points for selection and variety. Deductions for spelling, grammar, and just about everything else. Louisiana. via: Mandatory I mean yeah, huge ass beers to go are great and everything. But who doesn’t want to know more about the pirates they seem to have there? Maine. via: Mandatory Where every man is an island…of ice. With beer. Maryland. via: Mandatory If you don’t have crabs you will after spending time at Crabby Dick’s. And I also hear they have a bit of seafood to offer, too. Massachusetts. via: Mandatory Let’s go to Dunkies down the cape and then head out for a rippah! Translation: We’re going to Dunkin Donuts and then a party to avoid the storm. Michigan. via: Mandatory Where you can basically go through all four seasons in about four weeks. Yeah, there are great lakes, but more weather mood swings than a menopausal Mother Nature. Minnesota. via: Mandatory Their (sunglass-covered) eyes are up there, guys! Talk about making snow angels… Mississippi. via: Mandatory Known as the Magnolia State, you can find people like this delicate flower, ready to smoke and char anything you can cover with BBQ sauce. Hide the small family pets. Missouri. via: Mandatory The Show Me State will show you how to make an entrance at the next elementary school Field Day. Practical question though: how do the kids make up to the door? Montana. via: Mandatory “Don’t make dinner, Ma! We’ve got a surprise for you!” Nebraska. via: Mandatory Surf’s up, dude! What did you expect from the Cornhusker State? > Nevada. via: Mandatory What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Unless you’re a lobster. Get that crazy crap out of here, you heathens. New Hampshire. via: Mandatory Let’s be optimistic here and say they mean only white paint, or white pants after Labor Day. Yes, let’s go with that. New Jersey. via: Mandatory Yes, it’s stereotypical to use a bunch of bros that look like they rolled around Cheeto dust, but would you expect anything less from the place that spurred Jersey Shore? New Mexico. via: Mandatory “If it doesn’t scrape the pavement, it’s not a low-rider. It’s just another car with rims.” New York. via: Mandatory Are you sure it’s the Big Apple and not the Big Melons? Also worthy of note, the complete indifference of the police officers directly behind her. Gotta love NYC. North Carolina. via: Mandatory Spelling and edumacation are important. Stay in shcool, kids. North Dakota. via: Mandatory “We just figured that in order to bring people in and get them interested in a sport where they shoot pucks at lightning speed, we should bribe them with the possibility of winning a weapon that shoots actual bullets at lightening speed. What could go wrong?” – Cal Ohio. via: Mandatory It’s fun to stay at the O-H-I-O. It’s fun to stay at the O-H-I-O. Young man, there’s no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. Oh, wait. Sorry about that. May you rest in peace. Oklahoma. via: Mandatory Why just have tires when you can have barrels and kegs there on your bike? Probably because that’s a disaster waiting to happen. Oregon. via: Mandatory Which one of these things is not like the other? Which one of these things just doesn’t belong? Pennsylvania. via: Mandatory Just going blading to the store to pick up some pop for our Amish pot luck tonight! Rhode Island. via: Mandatory Sure they’re known for sandy shores and seaside Colonial towns, but they should also be commended for giving lobsters cutlery so they stand a slight better chance of staying off the dinner plate and a butter bath. South Carolina. via: Mandatory Whatever happened to southern hospitality? Maybe it was swept away in the fumes from this vehicle that is obviously compensating for something. South Dakota. via: Mandatory To be fair, he doesn’t appear to be disturbing the prairie dogs. Unless he ate it. That’s a possibility. Tennessee. via: Mandatory Proving that the people wearing camouflage are usually the first people that you see — whether you want to or not. It’s like the Redneck Avengers, or something. Texas. via: Mandatory Everything’s bigger in Texas, including the line to hose down your heifer. If you want an undercoat wax, that’s going to cost you extra. Utah. via: Mandatory Yes, there’s more to Utah than alleged polygamy. But when you see cars driving around like this apparently repopulating the state one randy man at a time, you know it’s going to make the list. Vermont. via: Mandatory “Honey? Did you go out and skim the pool today? I think I see something out there.” Virginia. via: Mandatory Where Civil War reenactments aren’t just a hobby, they’re a way of life. Washington. via: Mandatory Yes, Colorado might be known for the wacky tobacky, but don’t forget about Washington. Anyone up for a brownie? West Virginia. via: Mandatory Beer? Check. Phone? Check. Naked guy on the shitter with a farmer’s tan on his legs? Unfortunately, check and check. Wisconsin. via: Mandatory This little beauty will let you enjoy both the Lake Michigan and Superior coastlines in the water and on the land. Two bird, one stone, people. Wyoming. via: Mandatory Why did the buffalo cross the road? No clue, but I’m not getting out of my car to find out the answer. h/t Support ViraScoop by doing your Amazon shopping through this link.