35 Awesomely Awkward Glamour Shots That Cannot Be Unseen

I think most of us over the age of 25 remember Glamour Shots — those “professional” studios in the mall that would let you use props and makeup to create the ultimate selfie before selfies were a thing (oh, the good old days).

The problem? They let you use props and makeup to create the ultimate selfie.

Although they had “professional” stylists to help you, it seems some of them were a little off their game when these people came waltzing in…

Do not look into her eyes.

Birds everywhere are hiding in fear.

Don’t forget to flip up your collar.

Even she looks confused as to what is going on.

Uhh…be careful zipping that up.