ViraScoop
Thanks to social media, we now have a million and 12 options to embarrass ourselves publicly. There are people who know when to step away and maybe keep their random thoughts to themselves instead of broadcasting them to the world.
These are not those people.
No, these people are the ones that should slowly back away from the computer, maybe pick up a book, and above all, just never hit “send.”
1
Oh, say can you see…
Well, at least they got the flag right.
However, they could use some help with the whole “parrot” thing.
2
What’s in a name?
It turns out that name is pretty hard to live up to.
Amen.
3
Spelling is hard.
Can I buy a vowel?
It might help extend those weekends a little bit.
4
Flipping the bird.
Well, they both start with “P.”
And that’s about where the similarities end.
5
What a space cadet.
It would appear that Matthew is not a shining star.
He should have quit while he was behind…
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