22 Tweets About Running Late For Anyone Who’s Officially Out Of Excuses

I’ll be there in 5 mins (LOL).

1.

When your running late for work but still gotta eat breakfast… pic.twitter.com/PKbELIcVz9

— Rodolfo (@RealRZM) November 30, 2016

2.

I hate when ur running late & a dark army surrounds your car & you're like oh great now I have to defeat the skeleton king thanks universe

— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) January 25, 2017

3.

https://twitter.com/pochinacay/status/838584526423019520

4.

https://twitter.com/StefanMutinda/status/791817877858947072

5.

https://twitter.com/ayyypee/status/842389305460948992

6.

does everything take 10 times longer when you're running late or is that just me?

— Victoria Lohman (@loh_rida) March 16, 2017

7.

*shows up late, mascara running down face, voice scratchy*
"Sorry, Ke$ha's 'Prayin' came on the radio right before I got here."

— Marisa Yerace (@MarisaEY) August 28, 2017

8.

https://twitter.com/CCFan007/status/841232405352538112

9.

friends: I'm on my way
Me: okay, let me know when you're here
…
Friend: here

Me: pic.twitter.com/KqcBSh1VDY

— Vincent Cuhhdashian 🦍 (@_vincentcuhh) March 16, 2017

10.

friends: we're here where are you
me: I'm on my way
me: pic.twitter.com/rdbIFUBTU8

— sim (@badgalsim) January 7, 2017

11.

https://twitter.com/_Bxngz_/status/842402100566867969

12.

I get bummed out when I end up being on time but I'd worked up a really solid "why I'm late" story.

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 11, 2014

13.

friend: ill be there in 5 mins! U ready?
Me: pic.twitter.com/Q8kNR8PfW0

— sam? (@500ft) October 24, 2015

14.

Running late this morning and tried to poop while brush my teeth, but ended up brushing my asshole and shitting into my mouth. Ugh MONDAYS

— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) July 24, 2017

15.

https://twitter.com/praises/status/837436442225827842

16.

https://twitter.com/TheLifeOfKale/status/899993081398906880

17.

https://twitter.com/Lmao/status/796009386477027328

18.

https://twitter.com/ReIatable/status/705044323235028992

19.

I've yet to witness anything more terrifying than a hangry mom whose kids are making her run late to school drop-off.

— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) October 25, 2016

20.

I'm running late because I left late for no other reason than a bunch of character flaws, feel free to eat without me

— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) October 24, 2015